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Hello! My name is Nicole! I'm in a large collection of fandoms, I write fanfiction on wattpad (Nicole_Janicke), and sorry, but I'm not funny at all.

13/Michigan/female


reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps


ruinedchildhood:

SPLIT UP GANG!

ruinedchildhood:

SPLIT UP GANG!



Aug 20th at 4PM / via: yaywifi / op: ryanxross / 386,593 notes

insert-phenomenal-url-here:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

image

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT


Aug 20th at 4PM / via: ameliadennyy / op: cakejam / 173,291 notes
animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit

animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit



Aug 20th at 4PM / via: ameliadennyy / op: japcoregalore / 100,867 notes
thatfunnyblog:

 





hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

thatfunnyblog:

 

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel


Aug 20th at 4PM / via: yaywifi / op: phrux / 233,663 notes

aimsme:

billtheradish:

littleheathenbones:

phrex:

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things is not quite the same

It’s the same, but different

Can’t. Not. Reblog.

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that


Aug 20th at 4PM / via: dammitsascha / op: nostalgiaultra / 287,681 notes

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!


Teen Wolf season 4 summary:

troiancoolsario:

*ice cube voice* infiltrate the dealer, find the benefactor.