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Hello! My name is Nicole! I'm in a large collection of fandoms, I write fanfiction on wattpad (Nicole_Janicke), and sorry, but I'm not funny at all.

13/Michigan/female


I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

Sep 1st at 8AM / via: thenamallama / op: mydollyaviana / 259,613 notes

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 


Sep 1st at 8AM / via: lrony / op: thsfrays / 145,210 notes

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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lesbianslovepunkrock:

Just thought this was relevant.

lesbianslovepunkrock:

Just thought this was relevant.


Sep 1st at 8AM / via: totalfuckupp / op: jet-setto-radio / 77,478 notes
liquidglue:

lmao they haven’t met me

liquidglue:

lmao they haven’t met me


raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.


Sep 1st at 8AM / via: ballatobaby / op: dilfgod / 916 notes

dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going


Sep 1st at 8AM / via: ballatobaby / op: bombing / 61,139 notes

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]


How every high school movies goes

Sep 1st at 8AM / via: ballatobaby / op: punofficial / 159,291 notes

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG