Hello! My name is Nicole! I'm in a large collection of fandoms, I write fanfiction on wattpad (Nicole_Janicke), and sorry, but I'm not funny at all.
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
SPLIT UP GANG!
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT
REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)
I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit
hello mtv welcome to my crib
You know just a dildo on the wall.
where else is the parrot going to sit?
relevant to my interest.
it’s a cockatiel
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
It’s the same, but different.
Can’t. Not. Reblog.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
*ice cube voice* infiltrate the dealer, find the benefactor.